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Ecommerce

The Dropshipping Plague: A Tough-Love Guide for When You Just Have to Join the Bandwagon

TL;DR: Your dropshipping dreams are cute, bestie, but here's the tea - stop trying to get rich quick selling AliExpress junk at 500% markup. Either build a real brand that solves actual problems (revolutionary, I know 💅), or keep that day job. The math isn't mathing, and your "luxury" phone cases aren't fooling anyone. Want to slay? Test products, price fairly, and actually give a damn about your customers. Wild concept.

Let's get real for a hot second - dropshipping has become the pyramid scheme of ecommerce. Everyone and their dog is selling the "same exact phone case from AliExpress" for a 500% markup while calling themselves an entrepreneur. (And no, adding "luxury" to your product title doesn't make it luxury, bestie.)

The Tea About Why Most Dropshippers Fail.

Want to know why 90% of dropshipping stores crash and burn within their first month? Because they're built on the "get rich quick" mentality instead of actually solving problems. gasp

What You Think Dropshipping Is:

  • Upload products, make bank 💅
  • Passive income while you sleep 😴
  • Living that laptop lifestyle in Bali 🌴

What It Actually Is:

  • Answering angry customer DMs at 3 AM 😭
  • Frantically tracking lost packages 📦
  • Explaining why shipping takes 30+ days ⏰

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Ecommerce

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The Dropshipping Plague: A Tough-Love Guide for When You Just Have to Join the Bandwagon

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Marketing

Social Media Strategy That Actually Converts (Not Just Collects Likes)

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