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Ecommerce

The Dropshipping Plague: A Tough-Love Guide for When You Just Have to Join the Bandwagon

TL;DR: Your dropshipping dreams are cute, bestie, but here's the tea - stop trying to get rich quick selling AliExpress junk at 500% markup. Either build a real brand that solves actual problems (revolutionary, I know 💅), or keep that day job. The math isn't mathing, and your "luxury" phone cases aren't fooling anyone. Want to slay? Test products, price fairly, and actually give a damn about your customers. Wild concept.

Let's get real for a hot second - dropshipping has become the pyramid scheme of ecommerce. Everyone and their dog is selling the "same exact phone case from AliExpress" for a 500% markup while calling themselves an entrepreneur. (And no, adding "luxury" to your product title doesn't make it luxury, bestie.)

The Tea About Why Most Dropshippers Fail.

Want to know why 90% of dropshipping stores crash and burn within their first month? Because they're built on the "get rich quick" mentality instead of actually solving problems. gasp

What You Think Dropshipping Is:

  • Upload products, make bank 💅
  • Passive income while you sleep 😴
  • Living that laptop lifestyle in Bali 🌴

What It Actually Is:

  • Answering angry customer DMs at 3 AM 😭
  • Frantically tracking lost packages 📦
  • Explaining why shipping takes 30+ days ⏰

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Design

The Art of Digital Seduction: Design Patterns That Convert (Because Let's Face It, Your Website Needs Game)

While you're busy playing safe with your vanilla website design, your competitors are out here serving main character energy. Just saying.
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Design

Design Decisions That Kill Conversions (And How to Fix Them)

You think design optimization is optional? So is success.
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Wild Card

Cycle Syncing for Female Entrepreneurs: How Your Period Can Boost Your Business Productivity

It's time to stop apologizing for your rhythm and start capitalizing on it.
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Marketing

While You Were Planning, They Were Selling: The New Rules of Commerce

Your competitor just sold another 1000 units going live on TikTok while you were reading this.
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Wild Card

Building a Brand in Public: The Good, Bad, and Ugly Truth

Liquid Death is out there making $45 million selling water - yes, water - by basically roasting their customers alive. Take note.
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Design

The Brutal Truth About Design ROI (Spoiler: You're Doing It Wrong)

The best time to invest in design was yesterday. The second best time is now.
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